"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
- Paris Hilton
HOLY SHIT NO WONDER ASIANS ARE SO SMART THEY HAVE TO FUCKING DO SCIENCE JUST TO EAT CANDY WTF
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